There was a dog from Morecambe Bay My Mum works at Haye's Cafe We opened the computer the other day A dog went to the vet today There was a prince from Ballaray Jean Babtiste Pierre Antoine De Monet There was a cat that went astray We ripped up a computer on Friday I've got a Nana called May Children were playing on Saturday There was a tank full of tooth decay Nicola watches Home and Away There once was a friend who came to play
who went for an X-Ray who liked the letters A and K caught a massive sting -ray had a habit to always neigh drove along the motorway jumped on the table to play born on a day in May born on April fools Day always talked about Ballet their birthday was on Saturday saw a horse eating hay watered the plants in a funny way lost a bit until today got a guitar ans started to play who stole a school tray went to football one day a cat bit them today who always ate bales of hay who went on a walk everyday who sent a secret communique had very bad tooth decay suffered from terrible tooth decay lost their cat on their birthday
had a terrible pillow fight got a pen out to write rode my bike woke in the night walked in the night got up in the night went to a bomb site started a fight got a fleabite with trousers too tight Woke up with fright got set alight at a party tonight at a burial site in the night with Mrs Wright on Ambleside Website in the moonlight on a midsummer night
spilled ink to the right went terribly white on a campsite and set alight on an international flight felling alright they had a fright had a terrible fight on a commercial flight flew a kite ate Turkish Delight got a mosquito bite flew a striped kite
and never again went astray after that they'd neigh asked what happened - they wouldn't say and was not seen till May Day and asked for an action replay then went to the church to pray never again went out to play and then to the left today and had to book a funeral day drove off in a Ford Cabriolet and feathers flew in every way everything was left covered in clay and woke up on the last day of May and woke up on Good Friday and ended up in the hay but it was only April Fool's Day