We have been having some fun with our friends at Edleston Primary School
Ambleside C.E. Primary School sent the first two lines of some Limericks to Edleston School and they added the rest and e-mailed them back. See what you think...
There
was an old lady from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Then she said pardon
And they blew to the garden
and now in her garden grows weeds.
(By Sarah)
Mr
Robinson is our classteacher
Oh boy he's a computer creature
He works every night
He never gets in a fight
and he makes a great talking feature.
(By Sarah)
There
was a footballer called Beckham
who was sent off to play for Peckham
He fouled Man U
with a big snooker cue
then went back to play for Breckham.
There was a boy who liked Vindaloo
He would always watch "Scooby Doo"
Shaggy painted
and Velma fainted
and Fred came home with the flu.
(By Mark)
I have a pet called Molly
Who thinks she's a dolly
She likes scooby-doo
and Shaggy too
but she alway sits in our trolley.
There was an old man called Bill
Who loved in a house on the hill
He had a grandson called Tom
Who thinks he's a swan
and he looks like an awful pill.
(Martin D)
There
was an old woman from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
She felt so ill
She took a pill
Then she turned into a bunch of weeds.
(?)
There
was an old lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
She started to choke
and puffed out some smoke
and came out a big bunch of weeds.
(Kim B)
There
was a boy called Frank
Oh boy! How his socks stank!
He cried and cried
until he died
His body is now kept in the bank.
I
have a pet called molly
Who thinks she is a dolly
She went "Meow"
And then went POW!
And zoomed past me just like a trolley.
(Yin Fung Chan)
I
wanted to go on a school trip
It was cancelled because of a drip
I felt unhappy
So I wet my nappy
And my teacher gave me a whip.
There
was a boy who like Vindaloo
He would always watch Scooby Doo
Scooby solved crimes
The monsters wiped people's minds
And they all needed the loo.
(Amy F)
There
was an old lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
She went to the meadow
With her pet dog, Freddo
and picked up a handful of weeds.
(Larissa)
There was a very old pen
Who was called "Good old Ben"
He supported Man City
They went down that was a pity
Then he had a birsthday, he was 110.
(Liam)